i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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whats the html code for a social life

<go> </outside>

404 error

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This is how you troll someone properly

theepichumor:

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  • Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

When you're trying to vent to your friend and they start talking about their own problems

stuck in a broken elevator

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

with your bestfriend:

with your crush:

with your enemy:

with no one:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

I don’t even have a computer.

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When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

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frickingloki:

sassy-gay-karkat:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

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Being left home alone